THE
VELVET TEEN
Sketch Shirt
Description:
Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't
know who drew this shirt (aliens, probably),
or even where it was made. It just showed up
on our doorstep one day and we fell in love
with its absolutely unique illustrated style.
You'll do the same.
Wait, I know now! It was the skilled artist Japayork
Hofwegen, who lent his skills to the band, and
the result is this lovely shirt.
We have them in brown and gray. It matters not
which one you pick, you'll win regardless.
We have very limited quantities
of this design, so order now and pray we have
your color/size in stock.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Like all shirts, once we are sold out of these
tees, they are gone for forever and ever. No tears,
okay?